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replying to @skul
Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 12s
I live in New England so there is/was lots of snow here

I say is/was because some months we get cold ass months with no snow but others we get a shit ton of snow so I have no idea whats wrong with the weather here
replying to @skul
Facbook @Facbook 2m
snow in june… I wish …..
replying to @jozena
jozena @jozena 12m
No no no no you dont understand Yes Kris is their own separate character from you With their own drives and motives and life outside of the game Yes Everyone in Kris' life who has presumably known them for at least a few years says they them Yes this is a core part of the plot of the game However This one aspect of their character is actually up for me to decide because I am a braindead moron with a missing frontal lobe who eats nothing but mud and sticks
jozena @jozena 16m
Staring at the replies of that one Kris infographic drawing I feel like killing everyone
emi @skul 1h
I wish it snowed in LA…. it would be so beautiful and cool and awesomr
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emi @skul 1h
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replying to @skul
jackipecac @jackipecac 1h
im eating what feels like pebbles but like what and sugar
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emi @skul 1h
I love eating rocks and pebbles and such off the ground
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replying to @orange
emi @skul 1h
Genuinely in awe how a sentence like this is even possible
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orangedoranges @orange 1h
Imagine showing this sentence to an Aztec
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