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burpo9 @vomitkommando 27m
I'm playing Animal Crossing New Leaf for the first time in a year
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emi @skul 50m
Love 7 billion people
jackipecac @jackipecac 1h
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‭ @bjuan 1h
CAN YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP IM MENTALLY ILL RIGHT NOW
also if i did offend you, then i'm kindly sorry, it seems like i'm currently having mental health issues due to losing with these high-skilled players. hope to see you in reply!
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Fh1lzA99 @fhilza 1h
SOOO BOREDDD
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JOƎL @bonkerous 1h
Hello emi
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Jackall @jackall 2h
If I've learned anything in life, it's that when life gives you lemons, it put the lemons in your shopping cart, and you had to pay for them. You don't have to make lemonade, that's just what life wants! You might be out of sugar and have watery lemon juice, so get creative instead!
Bake lemon poppy seed muffins, squeeze the lemon into the eyes of a loved one, create a combustible lemon, or just eat the lemon with a peel.
Don't let life control your lemons. They're yours after all!
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emi @skul 2h
Hello people
orangedoranges @orange 2h
Nothing matters very much and few things matter at all
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‭ @bjuan 2h
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