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Hjonk is a microblogging social media site that brings back the golden age of profile customization while combining the fast-paced fun of classic social platforms. Express yourself, connect with friends, and make your space truly yours. Sign up for free!

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orangedoranges @orange 6m
Put enough reverb and echo on it to submerge half of Africa so it becomes shoegaze and no-one can hear you anyways
emi @skul
i want to record a track with vocals so badly, but i tend to become too self conscious to do anything with it after and i suck at songwriting but enjoy this guitar track i made for myself
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emi @skul 15m
i want to record a track with vocals so badly, but i tend to become too self conscious to do anything with it after and i suck at songwriting but enjoy this guitar track i made for myself
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replying to @skul
‭ @bjuan 17m
yay!!! i still use ublock...
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replying to @skul
emi @skul 20m
it should be gone now adsense sucks dookie butt ass and i fucking hate GOOGLE!!!!
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emi @skul 25m
so sleeepppppy
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replying to @skul
Facbook @Facbook 29m
i just use the mobile version fo teh site on my phone the ads take up the entire screen and i can't use it...
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replying to @superiris05
emi @skul 2h
Sure
macker @cuttlefish 3h
tryin' the new hjonk layout... i love the little writing font on the post creator its so cute!! it's like i am writing in my journal... my notes...
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emi @skul 3h
Firewire was made to troll innocent people because why are firewire devices meant to be hot pluggable and also has a chance to fry if you hot plug
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replying to @bandi
emi @skul 3h
Awesome….