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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 1m
If my Toshiba laptop was alive, it should be thanking me, on the bottom, the sticker says it came preinstalled with fucking windows 8.1... Thankfully I saved it by installing linux so my laptop never has the pain or misfortune of running windows 8.1 of all things
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tiramisU @jak 10m
food
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marc. @bandi 2h
i haven't thought of that game in a long while
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emi @skul 3h
I wish I could dream more often but I tend to get shitty sleep so I don't remember them. i think most of the time you just forget the dream that you had as soon as you wake up
Jackall @jackall 3h
Sometimes, I dream. Most nights, I don't. I wonder why.
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emi @skul 3h
They got rid of them a long time ago and hopefully there will be no more diddy incidents
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mason @mason 3h
But they got diddy develoepslers.
mason @mason 3h
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emi @skul 3h
Excited for Brickadia to come out soon
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burpo9 @vomitkommando 4h
doom remaster is 0/10 because it doesn't come preinstalled with brootal doom and I have to spend 9 years configuring gzdoom because I don't know how to turn off the blurry textures