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tiramisU @jak 1h

i feel like i could probably use enlightenmentwm if i ever install linux
this wm feels comfy enough for me

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burpo9 @vomitkommando 4h

A lot of previous "child safety" laws have mostly been burdens for the companies in charge of social media platforms, but I think this might be the first time it's a burden for the users. I'm not sure yet if people will be put off by it enough to seek different platforms, or if they'll go with it since most people only visit a handful of platforms and verifying themselves on each one wont take too long. People will probably get annoyed enough when enough others laws pass, though.

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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 4h

Oh my god this post reminded of those old "Minecraft in real life" videos from like 9 years ago

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burpo9 @vomitkommando 4h

This will be Roblox in 2013

burpo9 @vomitkommando 4h

I woke up at 3 and haven't felt tired for the past 2 hours so I'm here

Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 5h

I'm craving stroodles

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tiramisU @jak 6h

went to a different beach and decided to sit down in front of the big waves
it was fun but now I have about 158 small rocks in my ass crack

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replying to @skul

Well, this is something Michael would do

Teo @teo 7h

Phone. Bed. That's what life's about

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tiramisU @jak 8h

roblox should switch to the unreal engine so we can have realistic 16k graphics and can make pcs explode

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