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old poem i wrote: ahem
"Don't play with your PlayStation after you've eaten crisps,
'cause you'll fuck it up, and it won't work because you smudged the disc
So for the time being,
just open you're dual-screen
because you don't want to fuck up your disc!
So clean your hands and don't take the risk!
for the love of god, don't PS and crisp."