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punchwood @punchwood 44s

did you know that the switch 2 will explode your balls or uterus once it detects that you've been playing for more than 4 hours? This is a new amazing technique that will revolutionize gaming

replying to @cuttlefish

SevenTheGamingKitty @seventhegamingkitty 40m

@cuttlefish buh

jozena @jozena 59m

Chumblings need to change his name to smth else bcus the gimmick is clearly over

replying to @mason

mason @mason 1h

Liek wo inthe world do you even draw like that itsso crazy

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mason @mason 1h

Hwo does vivziepop draw like that

replying to @jak

emi @skul 1h

Good morning jak it's night for me

tiramisU @jak 2h

good morninge guys i woke up 2 hours ago

emi @skul 2h

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replying to @default

emi @skul 5h

Hoenstly pvz while being sick sounds fun as hell

Anthony Müller @iamkp 5h

old poem i wrote:
ahem
"Don't play with your PlayStation after you've eaten crisps,
'cause you'll fuck it up, and it won't work because you smudged the disc

So for the time being,
just open you're dual-screen

because you don't want to fuck up your disc!
So clean your hands and don't take the risk!
for the love of god, don't PS and crisp."

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