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Hjonk is a microblogging social media site that brings back the golden age of profile customization while combining the fast-paced fun of classic social platforms. Express yourself, connect with friends, and make your space truly yours. Sign up for free!

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replying to @fervidex
emi @skul 18m
I still can't believe they straight up took my SpaceMy thing and ran off with it. too bad young me was too stupid to keep a site together and they took their opportunity
replying to @jak
fervidex @fervidex 22m
yah, spacehey is full of creeps too tbh :p
tiramisU @jak 23m
im gonna work on this later
imga go grab a cookie and milk...
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replying to @jak
tiramisU @jak 33m
MY FUCKING MACBOOK IS HOTTER THAN IT USUALLY IS AND THATS SAYING A LOT SINCE MY 2015 MBP HAS ITS FANS GO FULL BLAST ON IDLE
also my drawing tablet
im animating something
i want cookies n milk...
replying to @sore
emi @skul 35m
Dude loves everything. love to see it
tiramisU @jak 38m
my AC ran out of refrigerant now my balls r sticking to my boxers bro FUCK athens
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replying to @sore
NotDeletedYet @Russin 39m
of course not, I stare at PikiDiary all the time, for some reason I leave hjonk, blips and owler (even when it's dead) tabs open
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replying to @skul
tiramisU @jak 42m
gotcha thx
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replying to @skul
emi @skul 44m
Ample Guitar T, and RealGuitar Classic sounds okay. layer either with Guitar Rig 7 (fx / amp plugin) and you should be set
tiramisU @jak 48m
why the fuck did i use the colon three face god kill me