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Hjonk is a microblogging social media site that brings back the golden age of profile customization while combining the fast-paced fun of classic social platforms. Express yourself, connect with friends, and make your space truly yours. Sign up for free!

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tiramisU @jak 15m
i wonder if i or anyone else here have the time and patience to learn objectiveC for a small ios hjonk app

windows phone hjonk app should be ez since its C#, right? right???
tiramisU @jak 27m
goo morning emi
you shall receive green slime in about 13.4 business days
emi @skul 1h
Good morning hjonk
replying to @punchwood
jackipecac @jackipecac 2h
HOOK BILL DUCK
replying to @jnnshoo
SevenTheGamingKitty @seventhegamingkitty 6h
top 10 downgrades of all time
punchwood @punchwood 7h
Yowza! That's a lotta ducks!
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replying to @skul
sore @sore 7h
I feel like it's not ready yet, since notifications aren't done yet
tiramisU @jak 7h
good morning hjonkers
my back stings way less and feels less sunburnt
still hurts a lot
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emi @skul 9h
Good night hjonk
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punchwood @punchwood 10h
I hate censorship
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