login
register


What is Hjonk?

Hjonk is a microblogging social media site that brings back the golden age of profile customization while combining the fast-paced fun of classic social platforms. Express yourself, connect with friends, and make your space truly yours. Sign up for free!

terms of service • privacy

 

 

See what people have been posting!

post-internet music @postinternetmusic 39m
POST-INTERNET CLARITY
https://post-internetmusic.bandcamp.com/album/post-internet-clarity
The first Various Artists compilation from Post-Internet Music is out now!
ethel @ethel 1h
1234 1234 1234 All i can do is count all day 1234
Dim the Enderman @dimtheenderman 1h
1 like
0 rehjonks
jozena @jozena 1h
Deltatraveler is really really funny and I need to get a job and start working out
orangedoranges @orange 2h
Ethan Kath is a horrible person, obviously, but as a producer and musician, I don't think anyone has ever quite recreated his style of production. He had everything; the right groove, the versatility and the attitude. The first Crystal Castles album is a perfect example of this, the grooves are simple but infectious, the instrumentals never too complex... but hard to pick apart.

Also a pure genius in vocal tomfoolery, just listen to "Untrust Us".
orangedoranges @orange
YouTube embed view original
Probably the best remix Crystal Castles ever did, I love the original song but there's something about this hypnotic and lethargic version that really just works... it was a bitter song about politics, but it got turned into something about hypnagogic pop-like.

I chose this specific video because I find it to be hilarious, but some of the pictures are genuinely cool. Bad people can do great things, as often as good people do bad things. It's bizarre.
1 like
0 rehjonks
reposted by @orange
orangedoranges @orange 2h
YouTube embed view original
Probably the best remix Crystal Castles ever did, I love the original song but there's something about this hypnotic and lethargic version that really just works... it was a bitter song about politics, but it got turned into something about hypnagogic pop-like.

I chose this specific video because I find it to be hilarious, but some of the pictures are genuinely cool. Bad people can do great things, as often as good people do bad things. It's bizarre.
orangedoranges @orange 2h
YouTube embed view original
Probably the best remix Crystal Castles ever did, I love the original song but there's something about this hypnotic and lethargic version that really just works... it was a bitter song about politics, but it got turned into something about hypnagogic pop-like.

I chose this specific video because I find it to be hilarious, but some of the pictures are genuinely cool. Bad people can do great things, as often as good people do bad things. It's bizarre.
replying to @jozena
‭ @bjuan 2h
How much grams would be worth to kill our eyes permanently?
Alex @dork 2h
Small Background of Bonsai Dogbutt for a lil Artist ID project
jozena @jozena 3h
Im going to rub chillies into your eyes, then sand, then bleach, then Im gonna use the spoon