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macker @cuttlefish 1h
the next thing i want to figure out how to do is prevent the website from scaling down when scaling the window and instead just hide parts of the site (like how its done here, computer-only layout) and there's probably a very simple way to do it but i'm googling it wrong
macker @cuttlefish
back to the website making grind, just learned the power of Max and Min Height/Width
macker @cuttlefish 1h
back to the website making grind, just learned the power of Max and Min Height/Width
Fh1lzA @fhilza 2h
song of the day :
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replying to @zier
emi @skul 3h
went to bed at 5am today
ZEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH @zier 3h
Today I...went to bed at 2:20 AM.
god bless tomorrow
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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 3h
If my Toshiba laptop was alive, it should be thanking me, on the bottom, the sticker says it came preinstalled with fucking windows 8.1... Thankfully I saved it by installing linux so my laptop never has the pain or misfortune of running windows 8.1 of all things
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tiramisU @jak 3h
food
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replying to @skul
marc. @bandi 6h
i haven't thought of that game in a long while
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replying to @jackall
emi @skul 7h
I wish I could dream more often but I tend to get shitty sleep so I don't remember them. i think most of the time you just forget the dream that you had as soon as you wake up
Jackall @jackall 7h
Sometimes, I dream. Most nights, I don't. I wonder why.
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