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replying to @skul
emi @skul 53m
layout idea
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jackipecac @jackipecac 1h
realized most of my friends are insufferable
replying to @furby
burpo9 @vomitkommando 1h
Doning fine
replying to @jozena
emi @skul 2h
This might be the worst sentence I've ever read
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jozena @jozena 2h
Storytime I used to be a massive fan of IHE and I watched the animation someone made Of him owning Cool cat and I thought it was so sick I cfound the animators channel and saw one of Pikachu twerking and I got so hard I passed out
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replying to @furby
furgotten12 @furby 2h
I'm doing fine but am a bit tired since I've been up since 1 am
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orangedoranges @orange 2h
The most popular example of the utter filth some indie developers serve up under the illusion of a "game" is "my eyes deceive", based off one of the most horrifying cases I've ever read about and possibly the one time when reading something has made me feel unwell, and the developer decided to turn it into youtube-indie-horror-slop and lie about where he got the idea from. The game is nothing apart from the spooky jumpscare at the end ... a waste of electricity
orangedoranges @orange
FACT: A majority of indie horror games are absolutely fucking terrible and you shouldn't bother playing them - free or not. I had this thought while watching this
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once or twice, and holy shit, are most of them god awful; if the only thing your horror game has is shock value, please throw it in the bin. Or just burn it. Burn your Unity license.
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replying to @furby
emi @skul 2h
doing good! what about you
orangedoranges @orange 2h
FACT: A majority of indie horror games are absolutely fucking terrible and you shouldn't bother playing them - free or not. I had this thought while watching this
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once or twice, and holy shit, are most of them god awful; if the only thing your horror game has is shock value, please throw it in the bin. Or just burn it. Burn your Unity license.
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furgotten12 @furby 2h
hey all, how y'all doing
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