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macker @cuttlefish 2m
it was a mistake. never listen to your demons
macker @cuttlefish
hjonk has proved a motivation to finally actually learn css and make a neocities site. amen
zunne @zunne 47m
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macker @cuttlefish 2h
hjonk has proved a motivation to finally actually learn css and make a neocities site. amen
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VinduFire @VinduFire 2h
the ominous gay lazer of destruction...
ahtoexent @ahtoexent 3h
sugar - system of a down
replying to @Deathcat347
VinduFire @VinduFire 4h
you've clearly never tasted the gayritos
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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 4h
You know those BBQ Doritos?

This will forever be the best chip flavour I have ever tasted in the entire multiverse!
replying to @xoo
emi @skul 5h
awesome top ster!! heres mine
pj / charlie @xoo 5h
~ june 2025 ~
pj / charlie @xoo
~ may 2025 ~
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burpo9 @vomitkommando 6h
I saw a rainbow for the first time in years and it didn't even rain here
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