hjonk - welcome

What is Hjonk?

Hjonk is a microblogging social media site that brings back the golden age of profile customization while combining the fast-paced fun of classic social platforms. Express yourself, connect with friends, and make your space truly yours. Sign up for free!

terms of service • privacy

See what people have been posting!

orangedoranges @orange 5m

I've just heard that the British Isles will sink on the 25 of July, 2025. Unfortunately for all of my haters, I have recently moved into a mansion in Botswana. You can't get me that easily.

3 likes

0 rehjonks

emi @skul 8m

YouTube embed view original

emi @skul 33m

dev stream soon

replying to @jozena

emi @skul 50m

I pray (Except i hope @orange makes it out there)

reposted by @skul

jozena @jozena 51m

July 25th 2025 will be the date the British Isles sink into the ocean

2 likes

1 rehjonks

Jackall @jackall 58m

Kilometer? Never heard of 'er.

(yes I know I'm late to the punch)

1 like

0 rehjonks

emi @skul 1h

I plan to add attachments and fix some bugs on the new layout today

1 like

0 rehjonks

replying to @skul

burpo9 @vomitkommando 2h

gm

1 like

0 rehjonks

emi @skul 2h

Good morning hjonk

trixie @trix 3h

first we h! and then we jonk. hjonkers, out!